For one, never open your mouth. I think the first wrong assumption people make is that as a human being they have the right to speak. You do not. If you so much as utter a single word the entire class has to add 10 pages to the 253 page essay we usually get for homework. Often he wears a slimy, well -used gimp suit to class (most often sporting a hard-on). You must take these moments in stride, however. If he buys you your own personal gimp suit it is a sign that you have earned his favour and earn the right to say one word per month. He's nice tho.